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    chris rock for president

    By marissa | April 18, 2007

    The events of this week made me think about a Chris Rock routine. This is what he said:

    You don’t need no gun control. You know what you need? We need some bullet control. Man, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost $5,000. $5,000 for a bullet. You know why? ‘Cause if a bullet costs $5000 there’d be no more innocent bystanders. That’d be it. Every time someone gets shot, people will be like… ‘Shit, they put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass.’ People would think before they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $5,000. ”Man, l would blow your fucking head off, if l could afford it.’ …’You better hope l can’t get no bullets on layaway.”

    Just think about it . . . it could work.

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    3 Responses to “chris rock for president”

    1. Katie Says:
      April 23rd, 2007 at 4:40 pm

      That’s a good idea. The only problem is that it’d probably be pretty easy to make “bootleg” bullets, whereas it’s probably impossible for an amateur to make a gun. I saw on O’Reilly that there are 250,000,000 guns in this country; of 300,000,000 people…ridiculous.

      Is your IRA traditional or a roth? I was thinking about doing the same thing.

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